Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Road Trip

I did some work related travel last week and it turned into a bit of an adventure. Check it out.

Yeah, that was fun.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

White Stuff

Wasn't spring nice this year? But it sure went by so dang fast. What happened to my pretty hanging basket?

Ah, I see. Now there are things hanging from my hanging basket. Well, doesn't look like a good day for a walk.

Or a cup of tea on the patio.

This little guy doesn't know what the hell just happened.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on my coat and my Sorels and walk to the curb to get the mail. Tune in in about three and a half to four months when I will be bitching and moaning about the heat.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Is It Spring? Check 'yes' or 'no'

Ah, spring in Oklahoma. Isn't it lovely? All the blooming, beautiful colors.

So isn't it really too bad that tomorrow afternoon we won't be able to see them because they'll be buried UNDER A HALF FOOT OF $#@%^&* SNOW!!! Okay, I'm done now.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Tiger Would be Proud

Country Club Membership: $10,000 per annum

Small child golf clubs: $39.98
Small child golf duds: $34.99

Teaching your grandson to play golf: Priceless.

For the record, I took this at a local country club on the way home from job training. I love golf, but there is no way I would pay that much for it. Just saying.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

What's in a Name?

Someone sent me an interesing e-mail the other day, and I feel compelled to share. It was a list of legitimate companies who have seriously flawed web addresses. For instance, there is a website where you can go to find the name of the agent that represents any given celebrity. I don't know why you'd want to, but if you do, just go to www.whorepresents.com.

The next one is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views, called Experts Exchange. They had the good sense to change their domain name, probably because they were getting hits from pervs at this address: www.expertsexchange.com.

Then there is a wonderful pen company, where you can get custom made writing instruments. Unfortunately, their web address evokes an image that has nothing to do with fountain pens. Check them out at www.penisland.net. Please note: that's dot net, NOT dot com.

Need a therapist? You can find one at www.therapistfinder.com. You can check out an Italian power generator company at www.powergenitalia.com. Or IP computer software at www.ip_anywhere.com.

Last, but not least, you can find the designers at Speed of Art at their wonderful site, www.speedofart.com. I'm going to lob this one into Jeff's court because he is the expert on all things poopy and gaseous, and he was asking for blog post ideas awhile back. It's okay, Jeff, you can thank me later.